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Loves his life, his wife, his cats. Been shooting pictures since ‘71, stock for a couple of agencies since the ‘80s. Keeps a low profile (even at parties). Carries an AARP card. Travels infrequently, to England for walking or Utah for sandstone. Not quite a country boy, but certainly a homebody. Et cetera.

You can tell he’s running out of things to say, but before excusing yourself to refill your drink you ask “Do you have any pictures I can see?” And are pleasantly surprised when, instead of pulling out his wallet or an iPad, he says “I’ve got a Portfolio on 500px.”

Pretty savvy guy after all.