I'm a commercial photographer based out of Phoenix, Arizona
Since Johnny Cash died, I have worn black. I can recite Pi to 7,572 digits, and I have discovered the meaning of life. I try to move like I have a purpose. I have set trends, and bucked the system.
Randy Pausch changed my life.
I am a published author in over 8 countries. You may have read my renowned book discussing the interpersonal cliques of Eupetaurus cinereus causing the demoralization of the family Sciuridae.
I am a convincing liar, yet I always tell the truth. I regularly bowl 300, and my "sweeping" has earned me international fame in curling circles. I only play in high stakes UNO tournaments.
During the grunge craze, I didn't wear plaid. I invented a new filtration process for bourbon whiskey, but didn't patent it. I appreciate beauty in all things. I am a classically trained chef, a revolutionary thinker, and a merciless adversary.
In a battle of wits, I rarely place second.
I have dined in the company of Kurt Cobain, Ed McMahon, and Betty White.
I once placed first in a national online gaming tournament when I was twelve. My calll-sign will get you shot in Beijing if mentioned in public.
I am the proud father to two French Bulldogs. They really are cooler than you most likely, which is why I hang out with them more. I am engaged to my best friend. She, being much more accomplished than I am, recently interpreted the Dead Sea Scrolls. Correctly.