I am an exiled rocket scientist with 27 Ph.D's living my life as a qwik-e-mart clerk. I designed the MIR space station and the multiple target space nuclear platform that is currently overhead that looks like an old Russian space satellite. I also pioneered the Albanian space program by launching potatoes and marshmallows into low earth orbit. From 1992-1995, I was the CEO and founder of Stinkysoft trying to bring smell-o-vision to reality. I now spend my time as a drummer for an acid punk band between my shifts at the qwik-e-mart.