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The Sad State of Affairs that is Me.

Published June 15th, 2011


Yeah. That picture? It's me. It really is. It's my 500px avatar.

Of course it's me - wearing Revo's, a knit cap my buddy Blake brought me from Machu Picchu, and week's worth of beard after going camping.

I actually took about an hour one day and took pictures of me so I could have an avatar.

How embarrassing is this?

Why? Who cares? In retrospect I guess I could have used almost any image as an avatar. But Nooo. I *NEEDED* to show my face and I went out of my way to make me look good. Yeah! That's right! That pic is the best I could make me look! You should see the ones on the cutting room floor. And further more, I am not going to take it down! It's staying up even though I just called myself out for being so narcissistic!

The bad news? You people pretty much all did the same thing. You know you did. So stop pointing at me and go take a look in the mirror! Go on. Walk over to the closest mirror, which is probably just inches away from you, and look at you real hard! Do you like what you see?

Hey! No! Do NOT take a picture of yourself! That was not the point of this exercise!

Bad Photographer!


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