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Jeff Goldfarb

Soon after birth I was smuggled out of Vichy France by a Russian Dancing Bear, who raised my until I was 12, at which point she was recaptured and sent to a Circus in the Urals. I was then left to my own devices until 16 when I became a long-haul interstate trucker driving hogs from Arkansas to various other areas of this great country.

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