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John Mueller

Los Angeles Photographer specializing in scenery, weddings, alien spacecraft, macros of elephants and cars.

My goal on 500px is not to be popular. Thus, just because you comment on my photo or vote on it, doesn't mean I'm going to do the same for you. If I like your work, I will, but this isn't a popularity contest.

If you try to have a conversation with me before I've had my coffee, there's a good chance it'll resemble Charlie Sheen ranting in Portuguese.

The world really was in black & white before color film.

I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV

Wouldn't you agree that bald people are more evolved than those with lots of hair?

If you can get a paper cut, how come paper isn't a lethal weapon?

I've still not found the answer to why hamburgers contain no pork product

Mo money, mo problems, thus... I'm pretty happy right now.

I smell much different in person

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  • Camarillo, California, United States