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John Mueller

John Mueller



Los Angeles Photographer specializing in scenery, weddings, alien spacecraft, macros of elephants and cars. My goal on 500px is not to be popular. Thus, just because you comment on my photo or vote on it, doesn't mean I'm going to do the same for you. If I like your work, I will, but this isn't a popularity contest. If you try to have a conversation with me before I've had my coffee, there's a good chance it'll resemble Charlie Sheen ranting in Portuguese. The world really was in black & white before color film. I'm not an actor, but I play one on TV Wouldn't you agree that bald people are more evolved than those with lots of hair? If you can get a paper cut, how come paper isn't a lethal weapon? I've still not found the answer to why hamburgers contain no pork product Mo money, mo problems, thus... I'm pretty happy right now. I smell much different in person
  • Nikon D4
  • Nikon D700
  • Tamron 17-50
  • Nikkor 18-35
  • Nikkor 28-105
  • Nikkor 35-70 2.8
  • Nikkor 70-200 2.8
  • Nikkor 17-35 2.8
  • Nikkor 85 1.4D
  • Sigma 15 2.8 fisheye

This is a blog

Published March 8th, 2011


This is a blog.

It's fascinating

Someone buy me sushi.

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