I had been shipwrecked for some time...somewhere in the south caribbean ..(oh joy). I didn't know what day it was, wandering the beach looking for wood for a fire and scanning the horizon for a ship...I happened upon a shape glistening in the sand. It was a bottle! At long last I thought something to drink...! But wait there was a message inside...I popped the cork...and pulled the note out it read "Happy New Year!"