Stuck in traffic - late again. Move you bastards. Just friggin drive!!!! Hmmm - he's hot - like to slam him into a wall. Bitch! OMG look in the mirror before you leave home. I'm hungry - so hungry. I'm starving. Criminal, pornstar, prostitute - probably not. Trapped - no escape - should be easy - nope trapped - fuck!
Throw me a life line - a green light will do. I wonder does everyone think like me. I want to climb my way out. Can't. Imagine if the guy in the next car can read my mind. OK if you can read my mind then scratch your ear. Nothing - phew safe.
OMG this traffic - going nowhere fast. Shoosh now - I'm exhausted. STOP TALKING.