An eggstreamly dramatic story of Love, Crime an...

Published April 23rd, 2013

Mr. Eggerton is having a quiet and romantic dinner with his girlfriend, Ms. Eggernack. Alas, the evil Mr. MacEggis lurks around, and seeing the couple together tips him over. He attacks Mr. Eggerton, and rams his sword between his eyes, instantly slaying him. Our hero Officer Omelett (so named for his slogan "you can't make an arrest without breaking a few eggs") is quick to arrive on the scene however, and after a brief fight, MacEggis is arrested. He soon faces the long egg of the law, and the rest is a matter of crime and punishment.

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