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Robert Lohne

Robert Lohne



Amateur, interested in both the technical side of photography, but also the human side of a photograph, where it tells a story. Currently better at the technical stuff, whilst still managing to suck at both.
  • Canon 550D
  • Canon 7D
  • Sigma 10-20mm F/4-5.6
  • Canon 50mm F/1.4 USM
  • Canon EF 100mm F2.8 L IS USM Macro
  • Canon EF 24-105mm f/4 L IS USM
  • Canon EF 70-200 F2.8 IS

An eggstreamly dramatic story of Love, Crime an...

Published April 23rd, 2013

Mr. Eggerton is having a quiet and romantic dinner with his girlfriend, Ms. Eggernack. Alas, the evil Mr. MacEggis lurks around, and seeing the couple together tips him over. He attacks Mr. Eggerton, and rams his sword between his eyes, instantly slaying him. Our hero Officer Omelett (so named for his slogan "you can't make an arrest without breaking a few eggs") is quick to arrive on the scene however, and after a brief fight, MacEggis is arrested. He soon faces the long egg of the law, and the rest is a matter of crime and punishment.

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