I know they are because my camera is better than yours.
At first my pictures sucked just like yours.
But I quickly realized that my camera was complete crap, just like yours is.
So I bought myself a new camera. I spent several thousand dollars and I got myself the most megapixels money could buy. Yeah baby! I've got the best camera available. I know that because someone on the internet said so. And someone else did a review of theirs the day they got it. I even saw pictures using stupid high ISO's taken at noon on a blazingly sunny day. And they looked great!
But for some reason my pictures didn't look as good. Especially high ISO images when viewed at 1000%... They looked like crap.
AHA! I didn't buy a new lens worthy of such a camera! The crappy kit lens was holding me back and making my pictures suck; just like your crappy kit lens is making your pictures suck.
I'm not stupid; I did my homework. I surfed the internet, I talked to a guy I met who also owned a great camera, and I ...
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Penis envy is a strange thing; and it seems to be something that affects photographers particularly...
There's always something lacking with the equipment you have...
There's the "I don't have one of those" type of envy.
Be careful of this one. If you've never had "one of those" it probably means you don't really understand all of the consequences ownership comes with. At the very least you'll probably also have to buy some other specialized stuff to store/carry/clean it correctly. And even if you know what it does, that doesn't mean you know how to use it to best effect...
There's the "color bias" type of envy.
The perceived need for the "professional White (L) Version." Paying for professional is really expensive... And quite often a regular version will do the job just as well.
And then there's the "embarrassed at the public shower" type of envy.
The "mine's not big enough" or "his is bigger" thing. It's not all about size. It's about picking the right tool for the job (at lea ...
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Well, I think I have crossed over to the other side... I am no longer an enthusiast. I think I now safely qualify as a lunatic.
Yesterday was a holiday and I decided to go take some pictures....never mind that it's almost winter and I don't have heat in the house yet. I've been working on the house too much, I deserved a break.
I decided I'd go someplace "new", the Edwin B. Forsythe wildlife preserve.....180 miles away! We don't get shore birds where I live.
So I got up at 3:30 am after 4-1/2 house of sleep and drove 3 hrs to get there at sunrise. I spent 7 hours taking pictures (looking for opportunities is more like it) and then drove 5 hrs home (philly sucks!).
All in all I took about 75 pictures...about 25 made it onto the computer....15 hours for 25 pics, maybe 6 of which are pretty good. I think that qualifies!
I saw quite a bit of activity..Peregrines (no good pics), Norther Harriers (no good pics), Bald Eagle (no good pics), Terns (no good pics), Ospreys (maybe 2 good pics) ...
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I had never captured a great picture of a Green Heron in flight. I had good pictures of Green Herons just standing around. And I know a spot where they occasionally fly by, but I had never gotten the shot.
I've talked about my lack of patience in the I Hate Tripods post And it's this lack of patience that had prevented me from getting the shot I so desired.
Well, this time I was determined!
I decided I would dedicate an entire day to it if necessary. So I grabbed my gear, drove to the lake, walked to the location, set up my tripod, and I waited.
Now, when it comes to standing around waiting, I'm not very good at it.
I'm like the child playing outfield during a practice T-ball game.
Spin around looking at the sky.
Put my glove on my head.
Look at the flowers.
Try to find a four leaf clover.
Chase a bug.
And maybe a little song and dance....
But this was serious! And I was serious, so I was good.
I stayed focused. I didn't chase any bugs. I didn't do anything but wait for th ...
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Understanding this fact has really improved my life and it can improve yours as well.
I came to this bit of knowledge quite by accident.
It was a cloudy rainy day and I was sitting on the porch with my wife.
It went something like this:
me: "You know, I really should sell some of my camera stuff I never use."
"Why do you have so many camera bags anyways?"
me: "I'm not getting rid of any camera bags!"
"Bags are like purses."
No sooner had the words left my mouth when the clouds parted, a brilliant beam of light shone upon us, and we were overcome by a feeling of peace and tranquility!
Because we UNDERSTOOD each other!
Let me explain:
If you are a owner of purses partnered with a photographer, I don't know why you are reading this but think of it this way:
You need a large purse when you need to bring a lot of stuff with you.
You need a smaller purse when you want to carry less.
You need a nicer purse for more formal situations.
You need a ...
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